"I'd like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that Scooby Doo and the Gangs (SDG) are not actually Investigators. Every Paranormal Investigator on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you SDG's do not. Instead you multiply, and multiply, until every rumored haunt is exploited & suffers constructive fraud. The only way for you to survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern... a virus. SDG's are a disease, a cancer on this planet, they are a plague, and we... are the cure." Little modified...but still cool.... :)

Jason Sulivan